Newfie Jokes

Newfoundlanders love their humor, and Newfies are very well known as being a joyful breed of people.

Years ago, Mainlanders were all swept up in a funny craze that swept across Canada – Newfie Jokes. Some Mainlanders memorized these jokes in the hopes of one day actually meeting a Newfie so they could tell them that Newfie joke.

Other Mainlanders tried to use the jokes in an attempt to insult Newfoundlanders. However, the joke was on them. We can laugh at ourselves and, unknown to most Mainlanders, the Newfie jokes they loved so much were actually written and published in Newfoundland.



Here is our collection of Newfie Jokes. Some are old “classics”. Other are new. Strap yourself down and be prepared to laugh yer arse off, me son.

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Number of Jokes in the Database:152    

Title Author
There's a parrot on the plane UpAlong
Bayman Farmer UpAlong
Garge and the Hooker UpAlong
Garge and Buddy Out Drinking UpAlong
The Pharmacy Bonnie Jarvis-Lowe
Murder at Sobey's UpAlong
The Doctor's Visit UpAlong
Blind Newfie in Texas UpAlong
Fishing License UpAlong
Price of Gas UpAlong
Free Sex With Fill-Up Frank & Cora Douglas
Drunk Newfie UpAlong
Pope and Newfie Chauffeur UpAlong
Newfie Logger UpAlong
Newfie Woman and Viagra UpAlong
Grand Bank Pastor UpAlong
Newlywed Newfie Sailor UpAlong
Fly in Beer UpAlong
Newfie Heavenly Merit UpAlong
Two Shipwrecked Newfies UpAlong

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